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October 2001 · November 2001 · December 2001 · January 2002 · February 2002 · March 2002 · April 2002 · May 2002 · June 2002 · July 2002 · August 2002 · September 2002 · October 2002 · November 2002 · December 2002 · January 2003 · February 2003 · March 2003 · April 2003 · May 2003 · June 2003 · July 2003 · August 2003 · September 2003 · October 2003 · November 2003 · December 2003 · January 2004 · February 2004 · March 2004 · April 2004 · May 2004 · June 2004 · July 2004 · August 2004 · September 2004 · October 2004 · November 2004 · December 2004 · January 2005 · February 2005 · March 2005 · April 2005 · May 2005 · June 2005 · July 2005 · August 2005 · September 2005 · October 2005 · November 2005 · December 2005 · January 2006 · February 2006 · March 2006 · April 2006 · May 2006 · June 2006 · July 2006 · August 2006 · September 2006 · October 2006 · November 2006 · December 2006 · January 2007 · February 2007 · March 2007 · April 2007 · May 2007 · June 2007 · July 2007 · August 2007 · September 2007 · October 2007 · November 2007 · December 2007 · January 2008 · February 2008 · March 2008 · April 2008 · May 2008

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October 2001

Monday, Oct 1 Philippe is standing on it

Tuesday, Oct 2 Téodor's birthday presents

Wednesday, Oct 3 The new catalog has arrived

Thursday, Oct 4 Who ate my 'shrooms?

Friday, Oct 5 A call to Modemtown

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Monday, Oct 8 Someone is at the door

Tuesday, Oct 9 Achewood ca. 1902

Wednesday, Oct 10 Bedtime

Thursday, Oct 11 Philippe has a Walkman

Friday, Oct 12 Lie Bot

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Monday, Oct 15 Philippe's mouth

Tuesday, Oct 16 The backyard gig

Wednesday, Oct 17 Téodor in the chat room

Thursday, Oct 18 Guest-starring Lyle

Friday, Oct 19 That's how the Internet works

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Monday, Oct 22 Liquor Cabinet Taste Test

Tuesday, Oct 23 A Curious Therapy

Wednesday, Oct 24 Lie Bot redux - A Visitor

Thursday, Oct 25 The miniature golf hole

Friday, Oct 26 A discussion on AIDS

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Monday, Oct 29 The Web Designer

Tuesday, Oct 30 Lie Bot's Shoes

Wednesday, Oct 31 Halloween

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November 2001

Thursday, Nov 1 A question of female anatomy

Friday, Nov 2 Sick in bed all day

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Monday, Nov 5 Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing

Tuesday, Nov 6 Ordering a pizza

Wednesday, Nov 7 Orange creamsicle alcohol drink

Thursday, Nov 8 Poker

Friday, Nov 9 Antiques Road Show

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Monday, Nov 12 The Humans Show

Tuesday, Nov 13 He is strange in his sleep

Wednesday, Nov 14 Todd the Squirrel

Thursday, Nov 15 International relations primer

Friday, Nov 16 Téodor has met a girl!

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Monday, Nov 19 Scrabble

Tuesday, Nov 20 Todd the Squirrel: Prayers

Wednesday, Nov 21 Todd's new van

Thursday, Nov 22 A terrible Thanksgiving

Friday, Nov 23 Closure

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Monday, Nov 26 Three's company

Tuesday, Nov 27 Replacement Characters

Wednesday, Nov 28 Kisses

Thursday, Nov 29 Penny_in_a_fountain

Friday, Nov 30 Starting the old car

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December 2001

Monday, Dec 3 I'm deformed

Tuesday, Dec 4 Silk Robe

Wednesday, Dec 5 A change of operating systems

Thursday, Dec 6 Todd; open mic nite

Friday, Dec 7 Cutlery ads; bourbon

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Monday, Dec 10 Bloopers and outtakes

Tuesday, Dec 11 Dreams of good people

Wednesday, Dec 12 I am too drunk to drive

Thursday, Dec 13 Gearbox Symphony

Friday, Dec 14 An issue of cussing

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Monday, Dec 17 Mousse/She's getting closer

Tuesday, Dec 18 A dangerously good haircut

Wednesday, Dec 19 Waiting for Penny

Thursday, Dec 20 Lyle's pensive morning moment

Friday, Dec 21 YOUR  OLD  FRIEND  BLISTER

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Monday, Dec 24 The Afterlife

Tuesday, Dec 25 Merry Christmas With Teodor

Wednesday, Dec 26 The unfinished strip

Thursday, Dec 27 Belated Christmas strip

Friday, Dec 28 Old home movies

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Monday, Dec 31 New Years' Eve with Mr. Bear

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January 2002

Wednesday, Jan 2 I Love My Fat Son

Thursday, Jan 3 There is a snake in the yard

Friday, Jan 4 Hand-held fan

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Monday, Jan 7 We attempt a knock-knock joke!

Tuesday, Jan 8 Kung Foo

Wednesday, Jan 9 Van Practice

Thursday, Jan 10 The dirtiest dudes in town

Friday, Jan 11 Chillin' by the window

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Monday, Jan 14 Dirty-talk montage

Tuesday, Jan 15 At Ray's crib

Wednesday, Jan 16 Ketel One

Thursday, Jan 17 Téodor's dream

Friday, Jan 18 Cutting Room Floor #1

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Monday, Jan 21 Mr. Smuckles is missing

Tuesday, Jan 22 Brain practice

Wednesday, Jan 23 The terrible fear

Thursday, Jan 24 Man, it was a only vasectomy

Friday, Jan 25 Hey, you're the best!

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Monday, Jan 28 We're into education now.

Tuesday, Jan 29 Philippe's mom phones

Wednesday, Jan 30 Political cartoonists are all hacks

Thursday, Jan 31 Ray's problem in the kitchen

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February 2002

Friday, Feb 1 Todd's natural enemy

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Monday, Feb 4 french fry

Tuesday, Feb 5 french fry - big dreams

Wednesday, Feb 6 french fry - more dreams

Thursday, Feb 7 french fry - new pants

Friday, Feb 8 french fry - aid

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Monday, Feb 11 Color Monday!

Tuesday, Feb 12 Ordering pizza in English

Wednesday, Feb 13 Pork Chops

Thursday, Feb 14 Today was a re-run.

Friday, Feb 15 An ad

Tuesday, Feb 19 Lie Bot: Civic Infrastructure

Wednesday, Feb 20 eBay shopper: Let's Slam!

Thursday, Feb 21 Neatest person in Heaven

Friday, Feb 22 Who will yell at God

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Monday, Feb 25 Lie Bot in the garage

Tuesday, Feb 26 ...Boned?

Wednesday, Feb 27 Pat is mad with Ray

Thursday, Feb 28 Lyle is not impressed with Todd's saxophone music

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March 2002

Friday, Mar 1 Tina's Birthday

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Monday, Mar 4 Todd's theft from Ray

Tuesday, Mar 5 A glimpse inside Ray's Place

Wednesday, Mar 6 A fee!

Thursday, Mar 7 Todd's theft / the baby clothes

Friday, Mar 8 Hell Yes I'm telling you about some Latin shit!

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Monday, Mar 11 Is it a lie? Or is it an ass?

Tuesday, Mar 12 The Party: Day I

Wednesday, Mar 13 The Party: Day II

Thursday, Mar 14 The Party: Day III

Friday, Mar 15 The Party: Day IV

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Monday, Mar 18 The Party: Day V

Tuesday, Mar 19 The Party: Day VI

Wednesday, Mar 20 The Party: Day VII

Thursday, Mar 21 The Party: Day VIII

Friday, Mar 22 The Party: Day IX

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Monday, Mar 25 The Party: Day X

Tuesday, Mar 26 The Party: Day XI

Wednesday, Mar 27 The Party: Day XII: Names

Thursday, Mar 28 The Party: Day XIII: Dancing

Friday, Mar 29 The Party: Day XIV: Lie Bot's Friends

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April 2002

Monday, Apr 1 The Party: Day XV

Tuesday, Apr 2 The Party: Day XVI: Vlad

Wednesday, Apr 3 The Party: Day XVII: Hope Springs Eternal

Thursday, Apr 4 The Party: Day XVIII: Little Nephew

Friday, Apr 5 The Party: Day XIX: Chucklebot News

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Monday, Apr 8 The Party: Day XX: man-to-man

Tuesday, Apr 9 The Party: Day XXI: Things are coming to a head

Wednesday, Apr 10 The Party: Day XXII: No is Philippe. Is Vlad.

Thursday, Apr 11 Until you are SO nude

Friday, Apr 12 The Party: Day XXIV: Blood Beagle

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Monday, Apr 15 The Party: Day XXV: Todd is Faded

Tuesday, Apr 16 The Party: Day XXVI: Closing up

Wednesday, Apr 17 NO MORE PARTY NOW ONLY HANGOVER

Thursday, Apr 18 Yelling at Ray

Friday, Apr 19 Tapes from Philippe's Mom

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Monday, Apr 22 Roast Beef's Birthday

Tuesday, Apr 23 Kicking the Basketball

Wednesday, Apr 24 Ray and the Motorcycle

Thursday, Apr 25 En Espanol

Friday, Apr 26 Auf Deutsch

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Monday, Apr 29 Todd's License Plate Frame

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May 2002

Wednesday, May 1 Shove it!

Thursday, May 2 A Lie Bot strip

Friday, May 3 Chatting with a friend

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Monday, May 6 Sports News

Tuesday, May 7 Breakfast in Bed

Wednesday, May 8 Computer Programming

Thursday, May 9 The Startup Company: Day II

Friday, May 10 The Startup Company: cold-calls

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Monday, May 13 The GUI

Tuesday, May 14 Ray as the unwitting QA director

Wednesday, May 15 Workplace tendencies

Thursday, May 16 Porno

Friday, May 17 No Porno! Wait. Some Porno.

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Monday, May 20 In Debt

Tuesday, May 21 Only one way out...

Wednesday, May 22 Who the hell is that

Thursday, May 23 We'll answer that question tomorrow

Tuesday, May 28 Lyle's new video game

Wednesday, May 29 The Making Of

Thursday, May 30 If I Owned a Bottle

Friday, May 31 Follow Me

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June 2002

Monday, Jun 3 Your teeth seem sharp

Tuesday, Jun 4 Pat's Hat

Wednesday, Jun 5 EVERYONE HAT

Thursday, Jun 6 Bad Chimichangas

Friday, Jun 7 Hat week draws to a close

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Monday, Jun 10 Philippe's New Shoes

Tuesday, Jun 11 Roast Beef is Handsome

Wednesday, Jun 12 Many Opinions on Water

Thursday, Jun 13 Geometry

Friday, Jun 14 Birthday party for Onstad

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Monday, Jun 17 Ray's Brew Pub

Thursday, Jun 20 The Rocket Ship

Friday, Jun 21 Approaching Moon

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Monday, Jun 24 Approaching Moon even closer

Tuesday, Jun 25 Roast Beef on the Moon

Wednesday, Jun 26 Roast Beef Sometimes

Thursday, Jun 27 Ray's Soliloquy

Friday, Jun 28 A simple question of rad

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July 2002

Monday, Jul 8 Deep Space Transmission

Tuesday, Jul 9 Maybe this scheme?

Wednesday, Jul 10 Sandwich Humour

Thursday, Jul 11 I saw your junk and liked it

Friday, Jul 12 Re-install the app in Safe Mode

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Monday, Jul 15 Book Week Begins!

Wednesday, Jul 17 Two strips today! Both with Vlad.

Thursday, Jul 18 Variation on a special theme

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Monday, Jul 22 Book Week Continues!

Tuesday, Jul 23 Now what's with all this Billy Idol

Wednesday, Jul 24 You can't just call it a bicycle

Friday, Jul 26 DID YOU THINK I'D STOP AT "RAD CHILIES?"

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Monday, Jul 29 Meeting Tina

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August 2002

Thursday, Aug 1 There Is Always Something There/It's My Mom

Friday, Aug 2 Thick As A Brick

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Monday, Aug 5 Cussing redux

Tuesday, Aug 6 College #

Wednesday, Aug 7 I actually got one of these between some pancakes once

Thursday, Aug 8 Someone at the door II

Friday, Aug 9 Letters from the Earth

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Monday, Aug 12 The Self-Dramatic Otter

Tuesday, Aug 13 More Frenchin'

Wednesday, Aug 14 Philippe's Nightmare Night

Thursday, Aug 15 Wakin' up with Chucklebot

Friday, Aug 16 cyber punk

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Monday, Aug 19 I am wissin'

Tuesday, Aug 20 The "Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk" Guidebook Series

Wednesday, Aug 21 Captain Beefheart Flashes Back

Thursday, Aug 22 Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk day II

Friday, Aug 23 Really stepping in shit with the Guidebook

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September 2002

Monday, Sep 9 We lookin' at hella porno

Tuesday, Sep 10 The Materials We Discussed

Wednesday, Sep 11 You just gonna lie to me

Thursday, Sep 12 Cheers

Friday, Sep 13 Beef gets bent

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Monday, Sep 16 Gunshy

Tuesday, Sep 17 Out of the O.R.

Wednesday, Sep 18 Consoled by Philippe

Thursday, Sep 19 Under Philippe's Wing

Friday, Sep 20 ALL U WANT

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Monday, Sep 23 Code Levels of Dating Beef

Wednesday, Sep 25 Heated Up Mary

Thursday, Sep 26 Self-Tempering Fat

Friday, Sep 27 Ray cuts own hand

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Monday, Sep 30 Fonts

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October 2002

Tuesday, Oct 1 The Ad Agency, Day 2

Wednesday, Oct 2 Flower Lesson

Thursday, Oct 3 Aberlour

Friday, Oct 4 Pat Reynolds

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Monday, Oct 7 Philippe and the Flower

Tuesday, Oct 8 Bachelor Party

Wednesday, Oct 9 The Todd Account - a Setback

Thursday, Oct 10 Philippe's Wedding Day

Friday, Oct 11 The Terrible Cycle

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Monday, Oct 14 Cost cutting

Tuesday, Oct 15 'Til death do us part

Wednesday, Oct 16 Why Didn't You Come Into Work Today

Friday, Oct 18 Sangria

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Monday, Oct 21 Jeopardy!

Tuesday, Oct 22 Impulsive Shirt Orderer

Wednesday, Oct 23 Chinese Water Torture

Thursday, Oct 24 Eye trick

Friday, Oct 25 Boston Market

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Monday, Oct 28 Package for Philippe!

Tuesday, Oct 29 Cop Chat

Thursday, Oct 31 ULTRA PEANUT

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November 2002

Friday, Nov 1 what the HELL ultra peanut

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Monday, Nov 4 Ray and the Piano

Tuesday, Nov 5 Piano Prodigy

Wednesday, Nov 6 The Demo And The Damage Done

Thursday, Nov 7 Record Contract

Friday, Nov 8 In Ray's Shadow

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Monday, Nov 11 With Ultra Peanut

Tuesday, Nov 12 Todd's Gift of Hi-Five

Thursday, Nov 14 Ray's Music Video

Friday, Nov 15 Beef's Video Rewrite

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Monday, Nov 18 ASS IN YOUR PANTS

Tuesday, Nov 19 Skyrocketing up the charts

Wednesday, Nov 20 The Sony AIBO

Thursday, Nov 21 Going Multi-Platinum

Friday, Nov 22 Party For Ray

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Monday, Nov 25 '65 Ford Galaxie

Tuesday, Nov 26 HELLO AMERICA

Wednesday, Nov 27 Stand on it Agnes

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December 2002

Monday, Dec 2 Beef's Real Name

Wednesday, Dec 4 Click Robot

Thursday, Dec 5 You Make Me Do It In My Pants :(

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Monday, Dec 9 The Peppermint Honcho

Tuesday, Dec 10 Coconut Rum

Wednesday, Dec 11 McDonald's / Dancin' Santa

Friday, Dec 13 Camping

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Monday, Dec 16 Haunches

Tuesday, Dec 17 DISK ONE OF SIX

Thursday, Dec 19 Dirty Bills

Friday, Dec 20 Showbiz

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Monday, Dec 23 JOE STRUMMER HAS DIED

Tuesday, Dec 24 Christmas Eve with Ray

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Monday, Dec 30 Catching Up With Showbiz

Tuesday, Dec 31 Madison

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January 2003

Thursday, Jan 2 Subway

Friday, Jan 3 Wall Of Tough Guys

Tuesday, Jan 7 A Dude's Stew

Wednesday, Jan 8 Philippe is Fat

Thursday, Jan 9 The Devil's Drink Book

Friday, Jan 10 Hi Grandma!

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Monday, Jan 13 Fancy French Restaurant

Tuesday, Jan 14 Rockford Fosgate

Thursday, Jan 16 Goodbye Showbiz

Friday, Jan 17 Jared Is Not Tough

Tuesday, Jan 21 How Else Can Jared Die

Wednesday, Jan 22 Slim Jim

Thursday, Jan 23 Disguises

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Monday, Jan 27 Notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.

Tuesday, Jan 28 Motel Hangover

Wednesday, Jan 29 Blue Nun Widemouths

Thursday, Jan 30 Turd Murder

Friday, Jan 31 Hangover Therapy

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February 2003

Tuesday, Feb 4 Asleep Style

Wednesday, Feb 5 Salad Dressing Chandelier

Thursday, Feb 6 Some Subway Would Punish

Friday, Feb 7 Six Kinds of Nasty

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Monday, Feb 10 Cookbook Preview

Tuesday, Feb 11 Arms and Backs

Thursday, Feb 13 Pat's Message Board

Friday, Feb 14 Pat and Daedalus_X

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Monday, Feb 17 Death Limo

Tuesday, Feb 18 Téodor's Boat

Wednesday, Feb 19 Socks In The Bed

Thursday, Feb 20 Klansman Subway

Friday, Feb 21 Matchstick Doodie

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Monday, Feb 24 Death Boat

Tuesday, Feb 25 Ku Klux Messagebard

Wednesday, Feb 26 Stolen Boat

Thursday, Feb 27 Todd's Taxes

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March 2003

Monday, Mar 3 Howardt Stern Show

Tuesday, Mar 4 Pat's Anger

Wednesday, Mar 5 Roast Beef in Heaven

Thursday, Mar 6 Lung Brothers

Friday, Mar 7 Drunk in Heaven

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Monday, Mar 10 Dance Java Dance

Tuesday, Mar 11 Will You Be My Girlfriend Molly

Wednesday, Mar 12 Dinner Date

Thursday, Mar 13 Rooster Bake

Friday, Mar 14 Roasted-up Ding Dong

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Monday, Mar 17 The Jade Ding Dong

Tuesday, Mar 18 The Six Hundred Dollar Man

Wednesday, Mar 19 Roast Beef's First Kiss

Thursday, Mar 20 The Marlboro Stinger

Friday, Mar 21 Receipt From Heaven

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Monday, Mar 24 Guest artist: James Kochalka

Tuesday, Mar 25 Guest artist: K. Thor Jensen

Wednesday, Mar 26 Guest artist: Sam Henderson

Thursday, Mar 27 Guest artist: Jeff Rowland

Friday, Mar 28 Guest artist: John Allison

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Monday, Mar 31 Guest artist: Drew Weing

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April 2003

Tuesday, Apr 1 Guest Artist: drew

Wednesday, Apr 2 Guest Artist: Anonymous

Thursday, Apr 3 Nice Pete

Friday, Apr 4 What are you in for Nice Pete

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Monday, Apr 7 Nice Pete's Raisin Schnapps

Tuesday, Apr 8 Murder, Explained

Wednesday, Apr 9 Killing is Like Basketball

Thursday, Apr 10 Visitation Hours

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Monday, Apr 14 The First Piece of Porno

Tuesday, Apr 15 The Devils of Monte Carlo

Wednesday, Apr 16 Gilmore Girls

Thursday, Apr 17 Nice Pete Figures Ray Out

Friday, Apr 18 Vlad Figures Pat Out

Wednesday, Apr 23 The Mile High Club

Thursday, Apr 24 Mantonio

Friday, Apr 25 Wetting The Bed Forever

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Monday, Apr 28 Philippe's Prayers

Tuesday, Apr 29 Mehr Deutsch

Wednesday, Apr 30 Doin' the Robot

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May 2003

Friday, May 2 Fuck Algebra

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Monday, May 5 Baby Just Come Clean

Tuesday, May 6 His Bozack is Flayed

Wednesday, May 7 Rhymedown 2003

Thursday, May 8 Ten Million Kids In Fedoras

Friday, May 9 Chompin' Mignon on Bellagio Lake

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Monday, May 12 We TALKED about this!

Tuesday, May 13 Oregon Tail

Wednesday, May 14 Hiram the Blacksmith

Friday, May 16 Lyle and Hiram

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Monday, May 19 Hiram's Codebase

Tuesday, May 20 Marmaduke

Thursday, May 22 Laying into Garfield

Friday, May 23 Cathy

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Monday, May 26 Scary Go Round guest strip

Tuesday, May 27 The Dachshund Whisperer

Wednesday, May 28 Suckin' Dick - rerun

Thursday, May 29 Recipe of the Month Club

Friday, May 30 A re-run: Lie Bot's Ass

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June 2003

Monday, Jun 2 Lie Bot: Saddest Thing: redux

Tuesday, Jun 3 Hyddyn Sceptyre

Wednesday, Jun 4 Wednesday Repeat: November 15, 2002

Thursday, Jun 5 Mr. Bear's Blog

Friday, Jun 6 If It's Yellow Let it Mellow

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Monday, Jun 9 Ray's Rolex

Tuesday, Jun 10 Garrison Keillor / Tony Robbins

Wednesday, Jun 11 Repeat of January 30, 2003

Thursday, Jun 12 A Frank Conversation on Pornography.

Friday, Jun 13 I take the birthday off.

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Monday, Jun 16 Beef Missed My Birthday

Tuesday, Jun 17 Beef's Green Card Wedding

Thursday, Jun 19 Angry Little Plum

Friday, Jun 20 Nightlife Mingus

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Monday, Jun 23 Golfing With Nightlife

Tuesday, Jun 24 Beef Smokes Weed

Thursday, Jun 26 Beef is high, steals golf cart

Friday, Jun 27 runaway golf cart

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Monday, Jun 30 Molly McSweeney

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July 2003

Tuesday, Jul 1 Artificial Japanese Liver

Thursday, Jul 3 Long Condoms

Friday, Jul 4 European Vacation 1

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Monday, Jul 7 Uses for a Large Condom

Tuesday, Jul 8 Martha Stewart's condom tips

Thursday, Jul 10 Philippe / Mozart / Honey Peanuts

Friday, Jul 11 Teodor's New Dance Move

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Monday, Jul 14 Lyle Wins Oasis

Tuesday, Jul 15 Oasis Is Working In The Yard

Thursday, Jul 17 Philippe at Berlin McDonald's

Friday, Jul 18 Oasis In The Shower

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Monday, Jul 21 Ray Quits The Advice Biz

Tuesday, Jul 22 Ray Rhymes About the Internet

Thursday, Jul 24 Ray's Advice Column - LIVE!

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Monday, Jul 28 Straight Eye for the Beef Guy

Wednesday, Jul 30 Beef Tshirt Expose Etc

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August 2003

Friday, Aug 1 Hair In Ray's Nachos

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Monday, Aug 4 beef makeover tshirt etc

Wednesday, Aug 6 Vlad and Roast Beef's Window

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Monday, Aug 11 Beef's Microsoft Word Ad

Wednesday, Aug 13 Weezer / iMac

Thursday, Aug 14 Neapolitan Shooter Teaser

Friday, Aug 15 The Dick Molecule

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Monday, Aug 18 Beef's "Me" Day

Wednesday, Aug 20 Ray's Time Machine.

Thursday, Aug 21 Santa's Dad

Friday, Aug 22 Dressing Like Twain

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Monday, Aug 25 Spring Loaded Wooden Dog

Tuesday, Aug 26 Cornelius Bear's Diary Entry

Wednesday, Aug 27 The Trouble With Ray's Entertainment Center

Thursday, Aug 28 The Dumbwaiter Redux

Friday, Aug 29 The Unwilling Voyeur

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September 2003

Tuesday, Sep 2 Beef the Cocaine Genius

Wednesday, Sep 3 The Taint is often called the Impossible Mile

Thursday, Sep 4 Mark Twain and James Bond

Tuesday, Sep 9 Your Porno Name

Wednesday, Sep 10 Ketel One, Eminem, Twain Invents the Internet

Thursday, Sep 11 Coming Home / Clues

Friday, Sep 12 Hot Lunches

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Monday, Sep 15 Carl: A Fallen Friend

Tuesday, Sep 16 Anarchist's Cookbook

Wednesday, Sep 17 Kmart, Lyle, and Viet Nam

Thursday, Sep 18 Don't Thank Me, Thank Anarchy

Friday, Sep 19 Electrocuting Pat's Dick

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Monday, Sep 22 Pat's Dick is Electrocuted

Tuesday, Sep 23 Pat's Answering Machine

Wednesday, Sep 24 Nice Pat

Thursday, Sep 25 Hollandaise the Bunny

Friday, Sep 26 Pat Guthrie

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Monday, Sep 29 Pat's Stadium Event / The Sexual Homeboys

Tuesday, Sep 30 Calling D'Shawn

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October 2003

Wednesday, Oct 1 Second Anniversary

Thursday, Oct 2 Vegetable Brain the Comedian

Friday, Oct 3 Joy Buzzer

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Monday, Oct 6 Day Tripper Intro

Tuesday, Oct 7 Animalicious

Wednesday, Oct 8 Animalicious on Acid

Thursday, Oct 9 Pat's Back

Friday, Oct 10 Lore Day One

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Monday, Oct 13 Beef's Dream of Corpulence

Tuesday, Oct 14 Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants

Wednesday, Oct 15 Laszlo's Open Mic / Roast Beef

Thursday, Oct 16 Beef's Internet is Down

Friday, Oct 17 Chicken Allergy / Bubble Boy

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Monday, Oct 20 The puberty machine has soft rubber heads

Tuesday, Oct 21 The Eye Beneath the Nacho

Wednesday, Oct 22 Nice Pete's PowerPoint Presentation

Thursday, Oct 23 Human Foot in a Salad (w/Champion Short Sock)

Friday, Oct 24 Nice Pete's Joke

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Monday, Oct 27 Mom-mom had a big old weepin' eye that never closed

Tuesday, Oct 28 Japanese Interests

Wednesday, Oct 29 Téodor's father

Thursday, Oct 30 Oh No I Grew Pubics

Friday, Oct 31 Philippe Bumble-Bee Boo

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November 2003

Monday, Nov 3 Super-Secret Ice Cream Parlor

Tuesday, Nov 4 Mini Cooper / Laphroaig

Wednesday, Nov 5 Arthur from Support Group

Thursday, Nov 6 On the way to the Secret Ice Cream Parlor

Friday, Nov 7 Drip Drop Drip Drop

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Monday, Nov 10 Threadville

Tuesday, Nov 11 Nice Pete's Lullaby

Wednesday, Nov 12 Inside the Super-Secret Ice Cream Shop

Thursday, Nov 13 Gelati

Friday, Nov 14 Escape from the ice cream shop

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Monday, Nov 17 Philippe's Escape

Tuesday, Nov 18 Omega Tetris

Friday, Nov 21 Deer in the Headlights

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Monday, Nov 24 BLAM

Tuesday, Nov 25 Tori Amos

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December 2003

Monday, Dec 1 Hell's Car: Subaru Brat

Tuesday, Dec 2 The Lonesomest Car in Hell

Wednesday, Dec 3 Robert Johnson at the Best Western in Hell

Thursday, Dec 4 Brookside Lounge, Best Western, Hell

Friday, Dec 5 Robert Johnson Ocular Shenanigans

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Monday, Dec 8 Drunk As a Lord in Hell

Tuesday, Dec 9 Talking Wallpaper

Wednesday, Dec 10 Butterball Hotline

Thursday, Dec 11 Butterball Hell Line

Friday, Dec 12 Beef and the Hell Phone

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Monday, Dec 15 Philippe Buys Piano Music!

Tuesday, Dec 16 Beef Finds Ray in Hell

Wednesday, Dec 17 There is Balm in Gilead

Thursday, Dec 18 Shut the hell up *dick*

Friday, Dec 19 Denise Are You Crappin'

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Monday, Dec 22 Meeting Todd in Hell

Tuesday, Dec 23 Friendly's Hell Riddle

Wednesday, Dec 24 Christmas Eve with Ray redux

Thursday, Dec 25 guest strip: John Allison / scarygoround.com

Friday, Dec 26 Guest Strip by Andrice Arp / www.hi-horse.com

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Monday, Dec 29 Guest Strip by Jesse Reklaw

Tuesday, Dec 30 Guest Strip by Jeff Rowland / Wigu.com

Wednesday, Dec 31 Guest Strip by K. Thor Jensen

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January 2004

Thursday, Jan 1 Guest Strip: Jeff Roysdon

Friday, Jan 2 Guest strip by Drew Weing

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Monday, Jan 5 Keep on Rockin' Roast Beef

Tuesday, Jan 6 Three Riddles Home From Hell

Wednesday, Jan 7 Philippe and the Crab's Soul

Thursday, Jan 8 Personals Peepee

Friday, Jan 9 Ray's Personal Ad / Low Shenanigan

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Monday, Jan 12 The Roomba Robot Vacuum

Tuesday, Jan 13 The Yahoo Ham Hack

Wednesday, Jan 14 Honking Bus, Rusty Bikes

Thursday, Jan 15 The Pepperidge Farm Man

Friday, Jan 16 Roast Beef Self-Origami

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Monday, Jan 19 Two Roombas / Star Wars

Tuesday, Jan 20 Roomba Cinema

Wednesday, Jan 21 Barry Bass and His Marriage

Thursday, Jan 22 Barry's a Complainer

Friday, Jan 23 Barry Bass at Beef's House

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Monday, Jan 26 Like it or not, you like it

Tuesday, Jan 27 Kissin' Molly Ringwald on the Titties

Wednesday, Jan 28 Neiman Marcus

Thursday, Jan 29 Philippe 4 Prez

Friday, Jan 30 Mr. Poopytime

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February 2004

Monday, Feb 2 Philippe, The Candidate, is Five

Tuesday, Feb 3 Ray's Old Videos

Wednesday, Feb 4 TIM SIMMONS

Thursday, Feb 5 Todd's KISS Tattoo

Friday, Feb 6 Bitches Gotta Take They Cunt Pills

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Monday, Feb 9 Rerun: January 27, 2003

Tuesday, Feb 10 Todd's Unfortunate Background

Wednesday, Feb 11 The Finding Nemo Party

Thursday, Feb 12 A Phone Call to Drabble

Friday, Feb 13 Ray's Guitar Hobby

Tuesday, Feb 17 John J. Rambo

Wednesday, Feb 18 Beef Gets a Shirt from Molly

Thursday, Feb 19 Sex Limo/Spongebob

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Monday, Feb 23 Ray's Hemorrhoid

Tuesday, Feb 24 Raymo Smookels

Wednesday, Feb 25 Vlad's Problem With Andy

Friday, Feb 27 Homosexuals The Gorilla

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March 2004

Monday, Mar 1 Storyline Revisited: November 4, 2002

Tuesday, Mar 2 Piano Prodigy

Wednesday, Mar 3 Lazarus the Business Loafer

Thursday, Mar 4 Lazarus the Business Shoe

Friday, Mar 5 Renal Failure

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Monday, Mar 8 Pussy Booger

Tuesday, Mar 9 Timmy the Stem Cell

Wednesday, Mar 10 Only liberals like The Cure

Thursday, Mar 11 Leopold, Brother of Lazarus, Son of Lucien

Friday, Mar 12 Leopold's Story

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Monday, Mar 15 Leopold and Lazarus Mad Shoe Confrontation

Tuesday, Mar 16 Ray is a Blubbering Animal

Wednesday, Mar 17 Frankenstein

Thursday, Mar 18 Euro Trip 2

Friday, Mar 19 Bruichladdich Tasting

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Monday, Mar 22 Currywurst

Tuesday, Mar 23 Berlin Sex Museum

Wednesday, Mar 24 Philippe Imagines Himself Into Death

Thursday, Mar 25 Doin' Berlin Ray-Style

Friday, Mar 26 Homeless and Penniless in Berlin

Sunday, Mar 28 Ray's Newspaper Suit

Tuesday, Mar 30 Ray's Perpetual Motion Device

Wednesday, Mar 31 The Lambda Manifesto

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April 2004

Thursday, Apr 1 John and Deanster

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Monday, Apr 5 Philippe in Edinburgh

Tuesday, Apr 6 Philippe and the Hibbies

Wednesday, Apr 7 Philippe in York

Thursday, Apr 8 Philippe: London day One

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Monday, Apr 12 Rerun of Feb 27, 2003

Tuesday, Apr 13 Reprint of January 7, 2003

Wednesday, Apr 14 Marijuana Phone Booth

Thursday, Apr 15 Losing it in A-minor

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Monday, Apr 19 Ray Smells Like Farted-In Vinegar

Tuesday, Apr 20 The Hangover Ham

Wednesday, Apr 21 Whale Music

Thursday, Apr 22 Dunk Oil

Friday, Apr 23 Leaving Germany

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Monday, Apr 26 Mr. Bear - Harlequin Romance Novelist

Tuesday, Apr 27 Ray's Romance Novel by Rick Dorado

Wednesday, Apr 28 Todd's Romantic Audio-Book

Thursday, Apr 29 Spy-Ware

Friday, Apr 30 Baba O'Riley

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May 2004

Monday, May 3 The Isosceles Lock

Tuesday, May 4 Gusano Rojo

Wednesday, May 5 The Adult Film Industry

Thursday, May 6 Tuck Me In Jack Daniels

Friday, May 7 Peter and the Wolf

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Monday, May 10 Chris Isaak Appreciation Club

Tuesday, May 11 Ray Quits Smoking

Wednesday, May 12 Lyle Builds Philippe's Dream Car

Thursday, May 13 Onstad's First Foray Into Comics

Friday, May 14 Return of Chucklebot

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Monday, May 17 Roomba Cinema: Wrath of Khan

Tuesday, May 18 Microsoft Word

Wednesday, May 19 Pinewood Derby

Thursday, May 20 Yo Mama's So Fat

Friday, May 21 Friends Season Finale

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Monday, May 24 Computer Science/Dennis Quaid

Tuesday, May 25 Dennis Quaid Memorabilia

Wednesday, May 26 Uncle Culpepper Comes to Visit

Thursday, May 27 Pregnant F/X

Friday, May 28 Little Nephew and the Hand of Dixie

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June 2004

Tuesday, Jun 1 Culpepper meets Tina

Wednesday, Jun 2 Emeril and Spongebath

Thursday, Jun 3 Chickenheads Eating Domino's Crazy Stix

Friday, Jun 4 Shootout in the ER

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Monday, Jun 7 An Uncanny Burlesque

Tuesday, Jun 8 It is so fun to be with the dudes.

Wednesday, Jun 9 Success!

Thursday, Jun 10 Goodbye Culpepper

Friday, Jun 11 Steely Dan

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Monday, Jun 14 Molly?

Tuesday, Jun 15 Heaven/Earth Reciprocal

Wednesday, Jun 16 Philippe's Campaign Platforms

Thursday, Jun 17 The President of Mexico

Friday, Jun 18 The Murder Commission

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Monday, Jun 21 Roast Beef the Funk Fairy

Tuesday, Jun 22 Ray's Yttrium Pool Table

Wednesday, Jun 23 Pat's abs

Thursday, Jun 24 Pimm's/A system of Glenfidditch

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Monday, Jun 28 Little Nephew and the Goths

Tuesday, Jun 29 IN THE FLAT FIEEEEEEEEEELD

Wednesday, Jun 30 Ray is a Goth Bootsy Collins

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July 2004

Thursday, Jul 1 Philippe and the Pope

Friday, Jul 2 9 New Blogs

Tuesday, Jul 6 The Godfather of Souls

Wednesday, Jul 7 Nice Pete To the Rescue

Thursday, Jul 8 The Death Sound

Friday, Jul 9 The MoviePhone Defense

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Monday, Jul 12 The Hummer and the Damage Done

Tuesday, Jul 13 The Mountain and the Motorcycle

Wednesday, Jul 14 The MILF-man

Thursday, Jul 15 Roast Beef Shoe Shopping

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Monday, Jul 19 The 18th Amendment

Tuesday, Jul 20 SaniTaco

Wednesday, Jul 21 SaniTaco Single Serving Prep Counter

Thursday, Jul 22 C.O.P.S. Achewood

Friday, Jul 23 SaniTaco and Nugget magazine

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Monday, Jul 26 Nugget Reader Response

Tuesday, Jul 27 Mr Bear is humming hell of ditties

Wednesday, Jul 28 Molly and Beef Talk Like Dogs

Thursday, Jul 29 Ray Gets a Butler

Friday, Jul 30 Waterbury The Butler

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August 2004

Monday, Aug 2 The Somn-onanist

Tuesday, Aug 3 Tommy The Tummy

Wednesday, Aug 4 Born In The USA

Thursday, Aug 5 Special Agent M-9

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Monday, Aug 9 Roast Beef and the Community College

Tuesday, Aug 10 Steak/On

Wednesday, Aug 11 Achewood Community College - Electives!

Thursday, Aug 12 Mickey Mouse Pancake

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Monday, Aug 16 Roomba: Abraham Lincoln

Tuesday, Aug 17 Roomba Cinema and the Invention of Photoshop

Wednesday, Aug 18 Reissue of October 14, 2003: Kids Wear Pants Too Low.

Thursday, Aug 19 Reissue of April 14, 2003: First Piece of Porno

Friday, Aug 20 It's a...Judas Priest Friday

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Monday, Aug 23 Theatre of Thoughts

Tuesday, Aug 24 Philippe Solves Homelessness

Wednesday, Aug 25 Beef and Molly, place of their own

Friday, Aug 27 Beer Can Chicken Recipe

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Monday, Aug 30 Philippe the Talking Toilet

Tuesday, Aug 31 Bensington Butters

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September 2004

Wednesday, Sep 1 Roast Beef's Snoring Problem

Thursday, Sep 2 Roast Beef's Atom Bomb Dream

Friday, Sep 3 Baby Bling

Tuesday, Sep 7 Callipygian Women

Wednesday, Sep 8 Tubby Tabby Terrorizes Throne

Thursday, Sep 9 Valu-Douche

Friday, Sep 10 Ray and Beef Chat

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Monday, Sep 13 Johnny Cash Dead One Year

Wednesday, Sep 15 Cilantro-ape Ceviche

Thursday, Sep 16 Ottawa Modified Death Company

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Monday, Sep 27 Todd's call from prison

Tuesday, Sep 28 Nice Pete at Support Group

Wednesday, Sep 29 Teodor's Vanity Albums

Thursday, Sep 30 Wiener Babies at Applebees

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October 2004

Friday, Oct 1 Third Anniversary Strip

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Monday, Oct 4 Roast Beef's Medical Experiments

Tuesday, Oct 5 Roast Beef Did Not Sleep Well

Wednesday, Oct 6 Vice Presidents Are Go!

Thursday, Oct 7 The Philippe Times

Friday, Oct 8 Emeril and Spongebath at The Smoke

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Monday, Oct 11 Dewey Defeats Truman Dunnage

Tuesday, Oct 12 The Tenmen

Wednesday, Oct 13 Taco Bell Police Scanner

Thursday, Oct 14 Magical Sex Blokes

Friday, Oct 15 Ray's Damon/Affleck art installation

Tuesday, Oct 19 Cookbooks by Celebrity Wives

Wednesday, Oct 20 Beef/Molly cold feet

Thursday, Oct 21 The Playboy Advisor

Friday, Oct 22 Nervous-Puke

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Monday, Oct 25 Countries That Sound Like Porn Stars

Tuesday, Oct 26 Pat and the Playboy Advisor

Wednesday, Oct 27 Rouged Plastic Asshole

Thursday, Oct 28 Chewbacca Getting Ready for Prom

Friday, Oct 29 Molly's New Roommate

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November 2004

Monday, Nov 1 Ray's Fedora/Adult Diaper Rash

Tuesday, Nov 2 Roast Beef Lies About Eating Bran

Thursday, Nov 4 Mickey Mouse's Suicide

Friday, Nov 5 Bowling Alley Funeral

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Monday, Nov 8 Great Expectations AIBO

Tuesday, Nov 9 Beef and Weldon Aibo

Wednesday, Nov 10 Coprophiliac Turkey

Thursday, Nov 11 SmileCash!

Friday, Nov 12 Fluff my hog

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Monday, Nov 15 Pat wants Ray's gun

Tuesday, Nov 16 Scan of first character study page

Wednesday, Nov 17 I am the LAW and I am the LASH

Thursday, Nov 18 Moving in with Ray

Friday, Nov 19 Samuel H. Invisible

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Monday, Nov 22 Cornelius Is Grappa-Shot

Tuesday, Nov 23 Twenty Thousand Seconds Dead

Wednesday, Nov 24 Mr. Bear's Waiting Room

Friday, Nov 26 Piss Shiver

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Monday, Nov 29 Llewellyn Ash, baby

Tuesday, Nov 30 Burritos/Oral Sex

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December 2004

Thursday, Dec 2 Pat is quick to generalize

Friday, Dec 3 Pat is on the radio again!

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Monday, Dec 6 Beef is not Lenny Kravitz

Tuesday, Dec 7 Apologies to Pat

Thursday, Dec 9 Roast Beef's 'Zine

Friday, Dec 10 Beatles Rat

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Monday, Dec 13 Grocery Shopping With Ray

Wednesday, Dec 15 Mr. Bear's gig writing closed captioning

Thursday, Dec 16 Parade of Mechanical Sex

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Monday, Dec 20 Primal Manes/Gazelle Kebabs

Tuesday, Dec 21 More Mane Men

Wednesday, Dec 22 Judi Dench's Three Pound Underwear

Thursday, Dec 23 No Mane For Cornelius

Friday, Dec 24 Sullivan's Bear and Dried Bird

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Monday, Dec 27 Charlie Brown, you died

Wednesday, Dec 29 Philippe shaves his head

Friday, Dec 31 Trashspotting

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January 2005

Monday, Jan 3 Map of Achewood Overground

Tuesday, Jan 4 Police Blotter, 9/8/1932

Wednesday, Jan 5 Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline

Friday, Jan 7 Fuck You

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Monday, Jan 10 It's a Go (To)fuck Yourself Monday

Tuesday, Jan 11 Two Thousand Flushes

Wednesday, Jan 12 Todd has become fat!

Thursday, Jan 13 Todd Shanks Pat

Friday, Jan 14 Shank Appreciation

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Monday, Jan 17 Web Comics ruin the party

Tuesday, Jan 18 Party II: The Quickening

Thursday, Jan 20 Vlad's Latest Subway Venture

Friday, Jan 21 Beef as Lloyd Dobler

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Monday, Jan 24 Heartbeatzz / The Shitandle

Tuesday, Jan 25 Nice Pete's bible fan fiction

Wednesday, Jan 26 Tummy Meth

Thursday, Jan 27 Ray gets sort of stoned

Friday, Jan 28 Ray is high under the table

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February 2005

Tuesday, Feb 1 The cat is so high he sells his lawnmower on eBay.

Wednesday, Feb 2 Click Robot - Screw You, Man

Thursday, Feb 3 Click Robot adjustments

Friday, Feb 4 Scenes from a party

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Monday, Feb 7 Little Nephew and Teodor Discuss Spaghetti

Wednesday, Feb 9 The Great Wayans Brother Cookbook Issue

Thursday, Feb 10 Tha Snazzle / Burger King Chat Room

Friday, Feb 11 Urinating

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Monday, Feb 14 Ray's horribly delivered joke about priests and mailmen

Wednesday, Feb 16 Ray's Joke about the Gay Taliban Lawyer

Thursday, Feb 17 Bloody Mary Bong

Friday, Feb 18 Vaginal Intercourse!

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Monday, Feb 21 Contest to Hate Paris Hilton The Most

Tuesday, Feb 22 Ray Plays the Worst Strip Poker

Wednesday, Feb 23 How things are with Beef and Molly

Thursday, Feb 24 Someone Pressed on Roast Beef's Head!

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Monday, Feb 28 Friendship Lane

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March 2005

Tuesday, Mar 1 Ray Sets Off The Clapper

Wednesday, Mar 2 The Sewage of Sodom

Thursday, Mar 3 Satan Will Smite You...Where it Counts

Friday, Mar 4 Pat, Banjo, Roast Beef, Quick-Onset Diabetes

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Monday, Mar 7 The Conniptions

Tuesday, Mar 8 Pat and the Banjo

Wednesday, Mar 9 Moby's Tomatohol Car

Thursday, Mar 10 Pat's Heart of Darkness - Outer Ring

Friday, Mar 11 Let's Say Good Stuff About Ray's Dick

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Monday, Mar 14 Paternity Leave, Day One

Tuesday, Mar 15 Paternity Leave, Day Two

Wednesday, Mar 16 Paternity Leave, Day Three

Thursday, Mar 17 Paternity Leave, Day Four

Friday, Mar 18 Paternity Leave, Day Five

Tuesday, Mar 22 The New Baby

Thursday, Mar 24 Philippe's New Walk-Around Butt

Friday, Mar 25 Ray and the Catholic Recipes

Tuesday, Mar 29 Lyle and Ray's Perfect Jays

Thursday, Mar 31 Mexican Yeyo Boys

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April 2005

Friday, Apr 1 Map of Achewood Underground, panel 1 of 2

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Monday, Apr 4 A Call From Japan Man

Tuesday, Apr 5 Map of Achewood Underground, panel 2 of 2

Wednesday, Apr 6 Philippe Babysits

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Monday, Apr 11 Bead Shop

Tuesday, Apr 12 Cancelling the joint company

Thursday, Apr 14 Japan Man: Some Background.

Friday, Apr 15 Paris Hilton's PR agency

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Monday, Apr 18 Lyle Shoots Ray's Car

Tuesday, Apr 19 Humorous Baby Onesies

Thursday, Apr 21 Roast Beef's Birthday 2005

Friday, Apr 22 Kut-Me Ups

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Monday, Apr 25 Lyle's Trannie Sex Gig

Tuesday, Apr 26 How To Order Wine

Wednesday, Apr 27 What Philippe Dreams About / Cake

Thursday, Apr 28 Téodor dies.

Friday, Apr 29 DEAD MEN GO COMMANDO

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May 2005

Monday, May 2 Lyle's Longshoreman's Heimlich on Téodor

Wednesday, May 4 Ray Channels Einstein

Thursday, May 5 Ray as Einstein

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Monday, May 9 Ray, Einstein and Hiroshima

Tuesday, May 10 1978 Volvo 244 GLE...OF DESPAIR

Thursday, May 12 Harlequin Romance To-Do List

Friday, May 13 Philippe Times Friday Facts

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Monday, May 16 Volvo of Despair part Two

Tuesday, May 17 Volvo of Despair / Cornelius

Thursday, May 19 Lesser works of Christo

Friday, May 20 Téodor's Rock'n'Roll Shit Fugue

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Monday, May 23 Beef Steals Volvo of Despair

Tuesday, May 24 Busking Skeletons

Wednesday, May 25 Ben Stiller's concept about Emily Dickinson

Tuesday, May 31 Roast Beef Has Nothing To Lose.

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June 2005

Wednesday, Jun 1 King Chochacho

Friday, Jun 3 Beef Dons the Chochacho Medallion

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Monday, Jun 6 Volvo Closure

Tuesday, Jun 7 Circus Penis

Thursday, Jun 9 Circus Penis / Seven Dollars

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Monday, Jun 13 Téodor the SoftBoy

Tuesday, Jun 14 Onstad has a birthday

Wednesday, Jun 15 Rod Huggins

Friday, Jun 17 Rod Huggins II

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Monday, Jun 20 Maximum Cuddles with Rod Huggins

Tuesday, Jun 21 Roast Beef's parking ticket

Wednesday, Jun 22 Porno Graduation Day

Thursday, Jun 23 The Break-Dance Move that Lie Bot Taught Philippe

Friday, Jun 24 More Friday Fun Facts!

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Monday, Jun 27 Bowling With Philippe

Wednesday, Jun 29 Ray's Trans Am PDA

Thursday, Jun 30 Roast Beef's Mom Shoots His Dad

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July 2005

Friday, Jul 1 Roast Beef Riverspotting

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Monday, Jul 4 Trivial Pursuit - Achewood Edition

Tuesday, Jul 5 Philippe and the Skeleton

Wednesday, Jul 6 The Ray Card

Thursday, Jul 7 Bible Advertising

Friday, Jul 8 Support Group...Did Pat Cry?

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Monday, Jul 11 Jack White

Tuesday, Jul 12 The Toyota Tailgate Phenomenon

Wednesday, Jul 13 The most important email in the world

Friday, Jul 15 Roomba Cinema: Star Wars

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Monday, Jul 18 Roast Beef's I Got Problems website

Tuesday, Jul 19 Pat: Trials of Honour

Thursday, Jul 21 Philippe and the Hole to China

Friday, Jul 22 Little League Drinks

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Monday, Jul 25 Philippe's Car: Calvin Peeing in the Toilet

Tuesday, Jul 26 Beef gets caught looking at tits

Wednesday, Jul 27 Necklace or Cleavage?

Friday, Jul 29 Circus Penis Has Left the Building

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August 2005

Monday, Aug 1 Nice Pete finishes his book

Wednesday, Aug 3 Ray's Toy Truck

Thursday, Aug 4 Ray steps in dog shit

Friday, Aug 5 August's Friday Fun Facts

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Monday, Aug 8 Lyle's Harry Potter Fan Fiction

Tuesday, Aug 9 Ray Insulted Russell Simmons?

Thursday, Aug 11 Todd wants to yell BALLS extremely loud

Friday, Aug 12 Simon Calls! (Pat's Father)

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Monday, Aug 15 Discount Rehab at the Dementia Arms

Tuesday, Aug 16 Get Your Leech On

Thursday, Aug 18 p o u l t r y ;

Friday, Aug 19 Friday Facts from Around the World

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Monday, Aug 22 Philippe's Birthday

Tuesday, Aug 23 Roast Beef bangs a website

Wednesday, Aug 24 Nice Pete and the Garage Chicken

Thursday, Aug 25 HYPER-SPAM IN E-MAIL DIMENSION 9

Friday, Aug 26 Ray's Nipple Rings

Tuesday, Aug 30 Roast Beef and the Hull

Wednesday, Aug 31 Pat's New Bumper Sticker

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September 2005

Thursday, Sep 1 Roast Beef's Harry Potter Fan Fiction

Friday, Sep 2 Handicap Access

Tuesday, Sep 6 Home Depot Sauces

Wednesday, Sep 7 The Bloatee

Friday, Sep 9 Pat's Aquarium

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Monday, Sep 12 George Clooney is Learning Coptic

Tuesday, Sep 13 Cartilage Head

Wednesday, Sep 14 Dinner With Cartilage Head

Friday, Sep 16 Cartilage Head Offers Wine

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Monday, Sep 19 Cartilage Head and the Whispering Saw

Tuesday, Sep 20 Cartilage Head: Grand Finale.

Wednesday, Sep 21 921 Elden

Thursday, Sep 22 Proved Myself a Coward.

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Monday, Sep 26 Lyle Lovett/Kraftwerk rating

Tuesday, Sep 27 Roast Beef's Science Show on Cable TV

Wednesday, Sep 28 Jaime the Science Friend - taping

Thursday, Sep 29 Jaime Backlash

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October 2005

Monday, Oct 3 Jaime's invitation from the KKK

Tuesday, Oct 4 Hi-larious racialist hayoomah!

Wednesday, Oct 5 Ray's apology about the KKK thing

Thursday, Oct 6 Milklin the Jehovah's Witness

Friday, Oct 7 Philippe Times - October

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Monday, Oct 10 Milklin's other jobs

Tuesday, Oct 11 Ray gives Milklin The Hose

Wednesday, Oct 12 Roast Beef Tries to Help Milklin

Thursday, Oct 13 Milklin's ad in Reminisce Magazine

Friday, Oct 14 Ray Holds Own Heart

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Monday, Oct 17 Ray and MENSA

Wednesday, Oct 19 King Piss!

Thursday, Oct 20 Ray's Harlequin Costume

Friday, Oct 21 Whiskey a la Mood

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Monday, Oct 24 Lassie.com

Tuesday, Oct 25 Cornelius Bear's Lemony Snicket gig

Wednesday, Oct 26 Pat and the KPMA Gripe of the Day 2005

Thursday, Oct 27 Guinness book of world records

Friday, Oct 28 Jeepers Creepers

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November 2005

Tuesday, Nov 1 Ray's Halloween Costume

Wednesday, Nov 2 Ray's Comic Strip

Thursday, Nov 3 Charley Smuckles Suicide Watch '05

Friday, Nov 4 Ray Discovers Little Nephew

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Monday, Nov 7 Teodor's Parkour Interlude

Tuesday, Nov 8 Ray sees Téodor as intellectual

Wednesday, Nov 9 Return of Showbiz

Thursday, Nov 10 Showbiz digs in

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Monday, Nov 14 Showbiz has the skitters

Tuesday, Nov 15 Rockford Fosgate II

Wednesday, Nov 16 Showbiz and the Notice of Collections II

Thursday, Nov 17 Holiday Gift Preview 2005

Friday, Nov 18 Friday Facts for November

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Monday, Nov 21 Showbiz and the analog clock

Tuesday, Nov 22 Showbiz eats all the gum

Wednesday, Nov 23 Goodbye, Showbiz.

Tuesday, Nov 29 THE TODD CREATION MYTH

Wednesday, Nov 30 Pat's CheatLoaf

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December 2005

Friday, Dec 2 The flivver and the Hardy Boys

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Monday, Dec 5 Ray has Happy Feet

Tuesday, Dec 6 Ray's old-school glass of milk

Thursday, Dec 8 Nice Pete's voice actor audition

Friday, Dec 9 Fuck You Friday for December 2005

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Monday, Dec 12 Ray's mom senses diabetes

Wednesday, Dec 14 Ray writes to Reader's Digest

Friday, Dec 16 Ray parks like a bitch

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Monday, Dec 19 Too early for pants

Wednesday, Dec 21 Téodor in the warehouse

Friday, Dec 23 Pat's eco-telligent best-stitutes

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Monday, Dec 26 Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 1

Tuesday, Dec 27 Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 2

Wednesday, Dec 28 Achewood Winter Break 2005, Day 3

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January 2006

Monday, Jan 2 Coming in 2006...

Tuesday, Jan 3 Lyle's sink bath

Wednesday, Jan 4 What Do They Dream About: Téodor

Thursday, Jan 5 Téodor the Téletubby

Friday, Jan 6 Ray's Prison Pen Pal

Tuesday, Jan 10 Helicopter Head Chop Off

Wednesday, Jan 11 Todd's Ana-Tomix

Thursday, Jan 12 Ana-Tomix nuts for your phone

Friday, Jan 13 Solo, by ChatSack with Karl Lagerfeld

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Monday, Jan 16 Ray's Mom Calls

Tuesday, Jan 17 Ray Lies About Christmas Cards and Children

Wednesday, Jan 18 Mrs. Smuckles and the Rib-eye

Friday, Jan 20 Roast Beef and Mrs. Smuckles

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Monday, Jan 23 Pat and Mrs. Smuckles

Wednesday, Jan 25 THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT

Friday, Jan 27 Rodney Leonard Stubbs

Tuesday, Jan 31 Envelópe Martinez

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February 2006

Wednesday, Feb 1 Meet Envelópe Martinez

Friday, Feb 3 Beef is Ray's Great Outdoor Fight Roadie

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Monday, Feb 6 Ray and Beef to Fight

Tuesday, Feb 7 Beef in the Fight

Wednesday, Feb 8 Gossipy hot dog chef

Thursday, Feb 9 The Day Before The Fight

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Monday, Feb 13 Queueing for the Fight

Tuesday, Feb 14 GOF DAY ONE - THE ACTION BEGINS

Wednesday, Feb 15 Meeting Ron Sipes

Thursday, Feb 16 Beating Ron Sipes

Friday, Feb 17 Ted Cobb and Barry King

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Monday, Feb 20 Sound and Motion

Tuesday, Feb 21 Barry King's Blog

Wednesday, Feb 22 Guaranteed Honky-Tonk-Style blowjob

Friday, Feb 24 Fauntleroy Brown, the other BOC

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Monday, Feb 27 Lyle threatens to play a trumpet with his cock

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March 2006

Wednesday, Mar 1 Summons to Turkey

Thursday, Mar 2 Turkeys and Brandy

Friday, Mar 3 Ray in the Snack Tent

Tuesday, Mar 7 Beef is Out of the Fight

Wednesday, Mar 8 The Cody Travis Army

Friday, Mar 10 Done at Rudy Cava

Tuesday, Mar 14 Ramses Luther, Rodney Leonard

Wednesday, Mar 15 Outside the Grounds

Friday, Mar 17 Talking with Ramses

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Monday, Mar 20 Alright, let's go to the Jeeps

Tuesday, Mar 21 The Jeeps take the field

Wednesday, Mar 22 Commanding the Wrangler

Thursday, Mar 23 Burning Down the Acres

Friday, Mar 24 Leaving the Acres

Tuesday, Mar 28 Uncle George's

Thursday, Mar 30 Great Outdoor Fight - Final Strip

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April 2006

Monday, Apr 3 The brave little Dutch boy / Lie Bot

Wednesday, Apr 5 Philippe and the Couch

Friday, Apr 7 Philippe eats Chapstick

Tuesday, Apr 11 Philippe's creekbed bedside

Thursday, Apr 13 Philippe in the Blackness

Friday, Apr 14 Forgot to tuck in Philippe

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Monday, Apr 17 Philippe is missing!

Tuesday, Apr 18 Trashspotters catching up with Philippe

Thursday, Apr 20 Zell and Cory, back-story

Friday, Apr 21 Philippe, King of the Dumps

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Monday, Apr 24 CHINA...NEEDS...COOOUUUCHES

Tuesday, Apr 25 Emeril and Beef abandon Téodor

Thursday, Apr 27 Téodor and the Smut Door

Friday, Apr 28 eBay Platinum Reserve

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May 2006

Monday, May 1 Ray has Airwolf

Tuesday, May 2 The Airwolf GUI Shortcomings

Wednesday, May 3 Ray Kills Philippe

Friday, May 5 Philippe imagines God

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Monday, May 8 How couches actually think

Wednesday, May 10 Keith Moon's Head Alive

Friday, May 12 Keith Moon's Alive Head

Tuesday, May 16 Robert Smith's phone call to Téodor

Wednesday, May 17 Achewood Award for Google

Thursday, May 18 Beef and Molly Cell Phone Chat

Friday, May 19 Roast Beef's Aluminum Underpants

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Monday, May 22 The vestigial dong.

Tuesday, May 23 Scientific dong study

Wednesday, May 24 Téodor is Sci-Fi Curious

Thursday, May 25 The Boys Are Back In Town

Tuesday, May 30 Trouble in the Pool House of Good and Evil

Wednesday, May 31 Page from Beef's Zine

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June 2006

Thursday, Jun 1 Page 2 from Beef's Zine

Friday, Jun 2 The Mega-nerds!

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Monday, Jun 5 Ray's SuperWoofer

Wednesday, Jun 7 Magic Underpants Finale

Thursday, Jun 8 THE BADASS GAMES

Friday, Jun 9 Badass Games Day 1

Tuesday, Jun 13 Badass Games Event 2

Wednesday, Jun 14 Miami's Review

Friday, Jun 16 Badass Games, Car Quiz

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Monday, Jun 19 Magnus Intactus

Wednesday, Jun 21 Cornelius wins the badass games

Friday, Jun 23 Cornelius's Old-School Gothic Bus

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Monday, Jun 26 Ray's neighbor problem / pissing into empties

Wednesday, Jun 28 Ray's Drawing Therapy

Friday, Jun 30 Cornelius's Mensa Gig

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July 2006

Monday, Jul 3 Pimp Skitters

Wednesday, Jul 5 The Lyle / Todd con

Friday, Jul 7 Morally Challenging Hot Sauce

Tuesday, Jul 11 Beef's depressing celebrity-obituary job

Wednesday, Jul 12 Roast Beef's workout tape

Thursday, Jul 13 Leo Fontanette

Friday, Jul 14 Leo Fontanette and the Corn Field

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Monday, Jul 17 Leo's Funeral Plans

Tuesday, Jul 18 The Mike Stonetower School

Wednesday, Jul 19 Todd is on the Fuck Plan

Friday, Jul 21 The camera is bad to Beef.

Tuesday, Jul 25 George Michael and the shrubbery

Wednesday, Jul 26 Ray at Whole Foods

Friday, Jul 28 Téodor's Camera Tests

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Monday, Jul 31 Magical realism camera from Mexico

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August 2006

Wednesday, Aug 2 Dreamwheel And The Child

Friday, Aug 4 Simon arrives in Achewood

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Monday, Aug 7 Gladdington Castle

Wednesday, Aug 9 Simon calls Pat for coffee

Friday, Aug 11 Pat's Armor Comes Off

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Monday, Aug 14 Pat is Completely out of the closet

Wednesday, Aug 16 Takin' it in the can

Thursday, Aug 17 Achewood baby edition

Friday, Aug 18 Ray and Téodor golf chat about gay Pat

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Monday, Aug 21 The Brothers In The Syndicate

Wednesday, Aug 23 Beef and the Rally Cars

Thursday, Aug 24 Excerpt from Beef's Zine no. 2

Friday, Aug 25 Please Fuck Ray Friday

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Monday, Aug 28 Converted diesel car

Tuesday, Aug 29 Yo mama jokes

Thursday, Aug 31 Roomba Cinema - Eraserhead

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September 2006

Friday, Sep 1 ROOMBA CINEMA - Pump Up The Volume

Tuesday, Sep 5 Saddest Thing Tri-reduxtastic

Wednesday, Sep 6 Ray's Magreaux Dog

Thursday, Sep 7 It winds down for Ray

Friday, Sep 8 Sanryobuki RemoteMed Trio

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Monday, Sep 11 Auf Deutsch

Wednesday, Sep 13 Ray's Sex Life, with Pat

Thursday, Sep 14 Philippe's Mystery Story

Friday, Sep 15 Ray Understands Computers

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Monday, Sep 18 palindromes

Tuesday, Sep 19 Little Nephew and the Vaseline

Thursday, Sep 21 Bensington Butters' dark secret

Friday, Sep 22 Scooby and Scrappy

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Monday, Sep 25 Ray calls O'Malley, Private Eye

Tuesday, Sep 26 Magical Realism cell phone

Thursday, Sep 28 Bensington cheaps on the copter to Cabo

Friday, Sep 29 The helicopter sprouts legs

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October 2006

Monday, Oct 2 Helicopter Longlegs

Tuesday, Oct 3 Characters, Warehouse

Wednesday, Oct 4 Warehouse II

Friday, Oct 6 Enter the Warehouse

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Monday, Oct 9 Meeting Lonis F. Edison

Wednesday, Oct 11 Lonis Edison's Ketchup Plans

Thursday, Oct 12 CATCHING UP WITH BENSINGTON BUTTERS

Friday, Oct 13 TGI Judas Priest Friday

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Monday, Oct 16 Roast Beef and the News

Tuesday, Oct 17 The Baying Hematite

Thursday, Oct 19 Reprogramming Bensington

Friday, Oct 20 Philippe Friday Facts Fall 2006

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Monday, Oct 23 Bensington as shirtless Irish jump-dancer

Tuesday, Oct 24 Lyle's hat trick

Wednesday, Oct 25 Ray Walks Home From Mexico

Friday, Oct 27 Friday Facts - Nudity

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Monday, Oct 30 Philippe invents the Dogcken

Tuesday, Oct 31 Look into Ray's eyes while he pees

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November 2006

Wednesday, Nov 1 Beef's Zine No. 3 - excerpt

Friday, Nov 3 Téodor's Romance Novel

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Monday, Nov 6 Chinese People / Delicacies

Tuesday, Nov 7 Erotic Wine Tasting

Thursday, Nov 9 Todd forgot to hibernate

Friday, Nov 10 Junk Plucker

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Monday, Nov 13 When geniuses and trucking collide.

Tuesday, Nov 14 Jack and Diane Party

Wednesday, Nov 15 Roast Beef's Odor

Friday, Nov 17 Emeril vs. Jesus

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Monday, Nov 20 Beef's Anti-Depression Lamp

Tuesday, Nov 21 Ray's Chinese Delicacy.

Wednesday, Nov 22 Ray Against Unnecessary Faxes

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Monday, Nov 27 Nice Pete's Sketchbook

Wednesday, Nov 29 Ray's Stupid Cell Phone Conversation

Thursday, Nov 30 Molly's Tiffany Slut Gift

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December 2006

Friday, Dec 1 Lyle, Pornography, Rent

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Monday, Dec 4 Meg White NAKED

Tuesday, Dec 5 Beef, Depression, Toast

Wednesday, Dec 6 Vlad's SPICE gig

Friday, Dec 8 Friday Facts December 2006

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Monday, Dec 11 Mister Band

Wednesday, Dec 13 Ray signs Mister Band

Thursday, Dec 14 Antonyne Cheops Smuckles

Friday, Dec 15 Antonyne Cheops, Man of Claims

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Monday, Dec 18 Story of Rustmouth and Silent Bird Wallace

Tuesday, Dec 19 Aloisius, Stone Bird

Thursday, Dec 21 Rustmouth and Silent Bird

Friday, Dec 22 Pete has Music Hair

Tuesday, Dec 26 Mister Band Lyrics

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January 2007

Tuesday, Jan 2 Ray's Gay Romance Novel

Wednesday, Jan 3 Lyle is demoted from Mister Band

Thursday, Jan 4 The Lyle-Téodor Swap

Friday, Jan 5 Ray wants weed from Téodor

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Monday, Jan 8 Making light of Nice Pete's musical sensibilities

Tuesday, Jan 9 Ray invents hip-hobbit.

Thursday, Jan 11 The Wizard Dined on Coelacanth.

Friday, Jan 12 Nice Pete's iKill

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Monday, Jan 15 Nice Pete's call with Hajul the EE

Tuesday, Jan 16 Nice Pete gets stabbed in the head

Wednesday, Jan 17 Nice Pete's ass gets stabbed

Thursday, Jan 18 Ray plays Whac-A-Mole at life

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Monday, Jan 22 Ray as the New Jesus

Tuesday, Jan 23 Zine 4 outtake

Thursday, Jan 25 Quail Bible

Friday, Jan 26 Molecular Gastronomy

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Monday, Jan 29 Speed Bumps

Tuesday, Jan 30 Sleep-chillin'

Wednesday, Jan 31 Ray Glocks a Cow

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February 2007

Friday, Feb 2 Too Depressed to Grocery Shop

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Monday, Feb 5 Tostadas

Tuesday, Feb 6 Polack Magazine

Thursday, Feb 8 Todd back from heaven

Friday, Feb 9 Lyle's Vinegar Ablution

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Monday, Feb 12 Cornelius's Special Bowl

Tuesday, Feb 13 Ray's New Google Logo

Thursday, Feb 15 Ray's Urine

Friday, Feb 16 Philippe Goes Deaf

Tuesday, Feb 20 Ass to Breast Man

Wednesday, Feb 21 The Ass-Breast Test

Thursday, Feb 22 Breast Man Perks

Friday, Feb 23 The WalletPen!

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Monday, Feb 26 The Julie and Julia Strip

Tuesday, Feb 27 al-Qaeda Cook Book

Wednesday, Feb 28 Roast Beef Flowchart

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March 2007

Thursday, Mar 1 Ray's Flowchart

Friday, Mar 2 Lyle's Friday Flowchart

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Monday, Mar 5 Leon Sumbitches

Wednesday, Mar 7 Jewish Supplies

Thursday, Mar 8 Writing to Leon Sumbitches

Friday, Mar 9 Reply from Leon

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Monday, Mar 12 Hearing Back from Leon Sumbitches

Tuesday, Mar 13 Calling out Leon

Thursday, Mar 15 Meeting Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches

Friday, Mar 16 Good bye, Leon Soom Beh Cheh

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Monday, Mar 19 Pat Reynolds Flowchart

Wednesday, Mar 21 Reinventing Gay Porn

Thursday, Mar 22 Rampin' up the Gay Porn Biz

Friday, Mar 23 Weepy-Weep

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Monday, Mar 26 Oskar and Reiner's Schvitz Party

Tuesday, Mar 27 Can I Get Off To This?

Wednesday, Mar 28 The Gay Porn/Moonwalk Analogy

Thursday, Mar 29 Reinventing Gay Porn Take 2

Friday, Mar 30 Gary Sinise Will Not Be In This Gay Porn

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April 2007

Monday, Apr 2 Getting Through to Simon Cowell

Tuesday, Apr 3 Superimposing Rod Huggins

Wednesday, Apr 4 Directing Rod Huggins

Thursday, Apr 5 Ray Breaks On Through To The Other Side

Friday, Apr 6 Unbathing Rod

Tuesday, Apr 10 Pat's Chance Encounter With Rod Huggins

Wednesday, Apr 11 Bad porn.

Thursday, Apr 12 Rod and Pat at the Diner

Friday, Apr 13 Friday Facts - Ray Came Over

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Monday, Apr 16 Ray Commissions a Romance Novel

Tuesday, Apr 17 Spanking the President for Cash

Wednesday, Apr 18 Todd's Flowchart

Thursday, Apr 19 Vlad Flowchardt

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Monday, Apr 23 Slow pitch softball

Tuesday, Apr 24 Beef's Baseball Conditions

Wednesday, Apr 25 PLAAAAYYYY BAAAALLLLL

Thursday, Apr 26 Ray's Excellent Bat

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Monday, Apr 30 The First Pitch

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May 2007

Tuesday, May 1 Nightlife's opening pitch

Wednesday, May 2 The Extent of Ray's Injuries

Thursday, May 3 Andretti's Assessment

Friday, May 4 Friday Facts - Ray's Condition

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Monday, May 7 Ray's Afternoon Therapy

Wednesday, May 9 Ray has finished his retardancy

Thursday, May 10 The Slow-pitch Softball of the Heart

Friday, May 11 Fuck You Friday - Pat Edition

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Monday, May 14 Chris's Sick Day

Tuesday, May 15 Lawnimatronics

Wednesday, May 16 Ugliest Yard Contest Day Two

Thursday, May 17 Operation Horrible Front Yard

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Monday, May 21 How Much of The Man is Beef

Tuesday, May 22 Proposal dry-fires

Wednesday, May 23 Love On Paper

Friday, May 25 Popping in to the Dude and Catastrophe

Tuesday, May 29 Ray Pens His Wedding Toast

Wednesday, May 30 Chevy Ford Wo's

Thursday, May 31 The Wise Points of the Crudgens, Considered

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June 2007

Friday, Jun 1 Spreading the Love

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Monday, Jun 4 The Ring.

Tuesday, Jun 5 The chick cares about the dude when the dude does not care about the dude

Wednesday, Jun 6 Agua

Thursday, Jun 7 Nick Hornby said it first

Friday, Jun 8 Yet Another Alternative Energy Source

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Monday, Jun 11 California Bridegroom

Tuesday, Jun 12 MWY no. 5 excerpt

Wednesday, Jun 13 Marriage got to get paid, son.

Friday, Jun 15 Wedding Registry

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Monday, Jun 18 Even Gouging Pat a Little

Tuesday, Jun 19 Help, My Friend is a Church!

Thursday, Jun 21 Don't Change, Man.

Friday, Jun 22 Friday Facts - Lyle's New Glasses

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Monday, Jun 25 Ray's Baseball Card

Tuesday, Jun 26 The Etiquette of Death by Helicopter

Thursday, Jun 28 New Bidet

Friday, Jun 29 Molly's Father

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July 2007

Monday, Jul 2 Lyle's Baseball Card

Tuesday, Jul 3 Performance/Pay Inequalities

Thursday, Jul 5 Comic Sans

Friday, Jul 6 Friday Facts / Fig You Friday edition

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Monday, Jul 9 Can I has Cheezburger

Tuesday, Jul 10 This is one of the worst cat mistakes.

Thursday, Jul 12 The Ugly Thoughts

Friday, Jul 13 Philippe's Baseball Card

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Monday, Jul 16 No One is Less Important Ever than a Teenager

Tuesday, Jul 17 Lolcat Scratch Fever!

Wednesday, Jul 18 Ray's Lolcat Regrets

Thursday, Jul 19 The Childhood Drum

Friday, Jul 20 Friday Facts - Sports Edition

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Monday, Jul 23 Ray Bests Up on Beef.

Wednesday, Jul 25 Whiskey Dick, Examined

Thursday, Jul 26 Lyle's Children's Book

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Monday, Jul 30 Saddest Thing IV

Tuesday, Jul 31 K-Y Jelly

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August 2007

Thursday, Aug 2 German Lessons

Friday, Aug 3 Well changed rural test from a lady

Wednesday, Aug 8 Is Roast Beef a butthole?

Thursday, Aug 9 Hyype Therapy with Chaka

Friday, Aug 10 Ray's Chaka Session con't

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Monday, Aug 13 Philippe Times Monday Science Section

Tuesday, Aug 14 Téodor's interior monologue

Thursday, Aug 16 What Ray Thought About Today

Friday, Aug 17 Roast Beef's Initial Considerations

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Monday, Aug 20 FiestaMax

Tuesday, Aug 21 Leaving Fiesta Max

Wednesday, Aug 22 Philippe's 5th Birthday Party

Friday, Aug 24 The Butcher's Diagram

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Monday, Aug 27 Lyle in Traffic Court

Wednesday, Aug 29 Téodor's Flowchart

Thursday, Aug 30 Nice Pete's Flowchart

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September 2007

Tuesday, Sep 4 Time is the only magic

Wednesday, Sep 5 An Uncomfortable Problem We've All Experienced.

Friday, Sep 7 Ray's Drawing Problem

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Monday, Sep 10 Mr. Bear's Junk Mail Folder

Wednesday, Sep 12 The Cornelius Thought and Decision Minder

Thursday, Sep 13 Philippe's Inner Machinations

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Monday, Sep 17 Ray's Merkin

Tuesday, Sep 18 Bubble Gum

Thursday, Sep 20 A Bra.

Friday, Sep 21 Fuck You Friday September Twenty-First

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Monday, Sep 24 Todd's Late Night Show

Tuesday, Sep 25 Todd's Skit Ideas

Wednesday, Sep 26 Todd's Contract

Friday, Sep 28 Delicious Coke Shake

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October 2007

Monday, Oct 1 Our Sixth Anniversary.

Tuesday, Oct 2 The Future

Thursday, Oct 4 Managing Todd

Friday, Oct 5 The Candle that Didn't Need Wind

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Monday, Oct 8 Leaving Las Vegas

Tuesday, Oct 9 Time to Get the Juicy Dirty Tell-All Started

Thursday, Oct 11 Bill Gates Fan Fiction

Friday, Oct 12 Friday Acts

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Monday, Oct 15 The Todd Show, ep 1

Tuesday, Oct 16 The Todd Show, ep 1 pt 2

Wednesday, Oct 17 Todd Show Finale

Friday, Oct 19 Wrap-up Call

Tuesday, Oct 23 Being Teodor Orezscu

Wednesday, Oct 24 Cooling it with a rental

Thursday, Oct 25 The Rad Day

Friday, Oct 26 Facts Enough for the Weekend.

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Monday, Oct 29 The Writer.

Tuesday, Oct 30 Shampoo

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November 2007

Thursday, Nov 1 Halloween Candy

Friday, Nov 2 When Best Friends Talk

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Monday, Nov 5 Ray's Japanese Toilet

Wednesday, Nov 7 Philippe Inquires About Homosexuality

Thursday, Nov 8 Guinness Book

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Monday, Nov 12 Searching for one's self on eBay

Tuesday, Nov 13 He Meets Him.

Wednesday, Nov 14 Guy Talk

Friday, Nov 16 Friday Facts - Get Tough Edition.

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Monday, Nov 19 Ramses is a Master of Many Crafts

Tuesday, Nov 20 He Got it From Father.

Wednesday, Nov 21 The Last Hardy Boys Book.

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Monday, Nov 26 When a Lady Does a :(

Tuesday, Nov 27 Ray Knows From Deuces.

Thursday, Nov 29 Lyle's Dildo

Friday, Nov 30 The Perky Pervert

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December 2007

Monday, Dec 3 Nolan

Wednesday, Dec 5 The terrible fear revisited

Thursday, Dec 6 Key Words

Friday, Dec 7 Philippe's king equipment

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Monday, Dec 10 Why Did You Hit The Computer

Tuesday, Dec 11 Pay attention.

Thursday, Dec 13 Previously.

Friday, Dec 14 Friday Facts, with a light horse theme.

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Monday, Dec 17 Courtesy. It's catching.

Wednesday, Dec 19 Evening Ink

Thursday, Dec 20 The Needle and the Damage Done

Friday, Dec 21 Presumed hard and left for absent.

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Monday, Dec 24 Reissue - Little Nephew's Hip-Hop Pants

Wednesday, Dec 26 Reissue - The Mountain and the Motorcycle

Thursday, Dec 27 Reissue - Killing is Like Basketball

Friday, Dec 28 Reissue - Ray Gets Sort of Stoned

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January 2008

Wednesday, Jan 2 Ray's Annual Book.

Thursday, Jan 3 Stephen Hawking

Friday, Jan 4 The Amazon Package

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Monday, Jan 7 The Kid Computer

Wednesday, Jan 9 Rough miles and raw whiles

Friday, Jan 11 Another Man's Way

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Monday, Jan 14 Abraxas

Wednesday, Jan 16 Million Story Building

Friday, Jan 18 Microsoft Spatchcock Supper

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Monday, Jan 21 There is a New Mayor

Wednesday, Jan 23 Politics.

Thursday, Jan 24 Quebec

Friday, Jan 25 The Perfect Idea.

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Monday, Jan 28 Ray hits his stride.

Wednesday, Jan 30 The Dude Keeps Declaring.

Thursday, Jan 31 A Call from Sondra.

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February 2008

Monday, Feb 4 Ray Covers His Bases

Tuesday, Feb 5 Mopey Téodor

Thursday, Feb 7 Roomba Cinema, Pulp Fiction Edition

Friday, Feb 8 Love Among the Chioggia

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Monday, Feb 11 Choosing the Right Tea.

Tuesday, Feb 12 Inside the Mind of Sondra Smuckles

Thursday, Feb 14 Valentine's Day.

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Monday, Feb 18 The Achewood Generator

Tuesday, Feb 19 The Transatlantic Cable

Thursday, Feb 21 The Kid Who Ended The Mafia.

Friday, Feb 22 Harper's 27 Women.

Thursday, Feb 28 Touch of Grey.

Friday, Feb 29 Making the Rent

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March 2008

Monday, Mar 3 Nice Pete begins A Marvelous Romance

Tuesday, Mar 4 Philippe's Text Adventure

Thursday, Mar 6 Dungeons and Dragons Explained

Friday, Mar 7 An Afternoon With Molly Sanders

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Monday, Mar 10 Knuckleheads Magic Adventure

Tuesday, Mar 11 Ray's Penance.

Thursday, Mar 13 Showbiz Weighs In On The Wedding

Friday, Mar 14 First Dance

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Monday, Mar 17 One for the Brits.

Tuesday, Mar 18 The Joys of Formula One

Thursday, Mar 20 Philippe at Laszlo's

Friday, Mar 21 To their dismay, this happens.

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Monday, Mar 24 Roast Beef and the Prostitute

Wednesday, Mar 26 Breast Implants.

Thursday, Mar 27 Hangin' Out Readin'

Friday, Mar 28 1950s Ethical Technology

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April 2008

Tuesday, Apr 1 Cornelius's New Computer

Wednesday, Apr 2 The New Laptop Arrives.

Thursday, Apr 3 Booting the Shrovis.

Friday, Apr 4 Problems With the Shrovis.

Tuesday, Apr 8 Chatting With Mr. Teal

Wednesday, Apr 9 The Return of Mr. Teal

Thursday, Apr 10 Burying Keith the Publican

Friday, Apr 11 Cornelius in the Cooler

Tuesday, Apr 15 Getting Boffined

Wednesday, Apr 16 The Boffin.

Thursday, Apr 17 Fetching Cornelius

Friday, Apr 18 Fetching Cornelius II

Tuesday, Apr 22 The Mad Dash of The Boffin

Wednesday, Apr 23 Roomba Cinema - A Clockwork Orange

Thursday, Apr 24 Beef's Stationery Issues

Friday, Apr 25 The Kazekzakis Card Company.

Tuesday, Apr 29 Stationery - Rapid Growth Phase.

Wednesday, Apr 30 Universal Card for Dudes.

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May 2008

Thursday, May 1 Shake That Money Maker

Friday, May 2 Dan in the Morning

Tuesday, May 6 Waylaid in Texas

Wednesday, May 7 An Appreciated Man

Thursday, May 8 The Man From C.H.I.V.A.S.

Friday, May 9 Wealth Intervention

Tuesday, May 13 Finland.

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