Hello. My name is Peter H. Cropes, and I have written another book, despite what I said after the last one. It is twenty-four pages, once again, and I have gotten a better printer's quote this time, because of what I Said and because of what I Did. There are many illustrations by me. Also, the text is longer. I wrote this book in secrecy, away from anyone. It is the story of Alan, a truck driver of simple capacities, who is manipulated by a calculating genius.

Nice Pete will not personalize this book for an extra fee. He is firm on this.